And just like that, I turned around two times in a phone booth and I can now be a country star from the early 70s .
I squeezed my booty into Barrelassin’ Momma’s swanky outfit that she bought in Nashville, at a store called Alamo, before I was born in the early 70s. Apparently they made clothes for country singers? That’s the word on the street. I can totally pull this off!