“My book…where we end sentences with Prepositions if want to and don’t include the pictures with the stories because it requires more time and effort.” – Mickey Bryan

Y’all think I’m kidding when I tell the story about dressing up like eleven-year old hookers to crash a Church Halloween party, don’t you? Here’s your proof!
Enjoy the book, Barrelassers 😉 (Link below).


I’ve been meaning to replace this shirt for years. Foxy Ladaaah. Seriously, I was foxy the first time it was cool and this was one of my favorite shirts way back when. Even at that very young age, I remember it well. Hope you enjoy the book, Barrelassers 😉

Love You, Bye

  I love to tell stories, but telling your stories and writing your stories are two totally different things. Putting them on paper is much harder than using my hands to help me talk while telling them. Love You, Bye, is my attempt to shed a little light on our childhood while talking in the moment. Telling more than one story at a time ninety miles a minute is what I’m good at, but telling them to someone in a way to make them understand without losing them in the process could cause people to actually pull their hair out. If you go bald reading this when it comes out, I am sorry.

I don’t have an exact release date for my new book, but I sure am trying to nail one down. Check back to read about our shenanigans soon <3. #LoveYouBye #Mickey&April #AintLifeFunny

Enjoy, Barrelassers 😉