That bad security guard pushed me down when me and my little Barrelassin’ sissy took Barrelassin’ Mama to see Adam Lambert last year for Mother’s Day. I hurt my elbow. I guess when they say “DO NOT CROSS THIS LINE” they really mean it. I’m not sure what they they thought I was going to do though…assault him with my ticket that I was waving in my hand wanting it signed maybe? They picked poor little Barrelassin’ Sissy up and carried her down the street lol. We’re really not very large gals. I don’t think we’re that intimidating. Barrelassin’ Mama sure was upset when she saw me on the ground and her other daughter over some man’s shoulder lol. She said it was time to barrelass home and not wait for an autograph any longer 😦 We sure did have fun though.